Monday, August 17, 2009

The Steamy Love & Laughter Sirens Blog Tour


The Steamy Love & Laughter Sirens Blog Tour is at my place today! I'm here with talented authors, Lizzie T. Leaf, Sloane Taylor, and Lucynda Storey. To celebrate the event, I put together a fun list of questions for visitors to comment on. The lucky winnner of a fun bag of goodies will be chosen from the list of question respondents and have a chance at the incredible grand prize bag!

All you need to do to play is comment on this post with your selections from the one word responses below!

A. What is your favorite color?
B. If you could come back in your next life as an animal, what would it be?
C. Do you believe in space aliens?
D. Are you a thong or grannie panties?
E. Do you prefer fruit or chocolate? (yeah right!)
F. Are you a mini van or a Mazurati?
G. Would you pick Evanovich or Tolstoy?
H. Are you Brandy or Ripple?
I. Do you feel safer in blizzards or hurricanes?
J. What is your worst fear?

Thanks for joining us on the tour!

I've provided the Blog Tour authors' responses to these questions below, along with bios, blurbs, and excerpts from some of our fun and sexy books for you to check out. Enjoy!

Sam Cheever

Here are Sam Cheever's answers to the questions:

A. What is your favorite color? Blood Red #:0)

B. If you could come back in your next life as an animal, what would it be? One of my dogs!

C. Do you believe in space aliens? Of course! I think I know a few!

D. Are you a thong or grannie panties? Definitely grannie panties, thongs just get right up in my grill...you know what I mean? #:0)

E. Do you prefer fruit or chocolate? (yeah right!)Chocolate all the way!!!

F. Are you a mini van or a Mazerati? Definitely a mini-van

G. Would you pick Evanovich or Tolstoy? Like Tolstoy...LOVE Evanovich

H. Are you Brandy or Ripple? Ripple served its purpose in High School (don't tell my mother!) Brandy feels more adult doesn't it? (tastes like horse pee though!)

I. Do you feel safer in blizzards or hurricanes? Blizzards...beautiful storms!

J. What is your worst fear? Getting all the way to 100 years old and still having that last 10 pounds to lose...horrifying!

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BIO: Award winning author Sam Cheever mixes in a little fun, a little adventure, and a little

real-life spice to create her sexy fantasy and romantic suspense stories. Sam’s fictional peeps fight their way through a dizzying array of dangerous challenges without letting little things like mean tempered ex girlfriends, dangerous villains, or angry, manipulative gods dampen their zest for life and hot love!


To find out more about Sam and her work, please pay her a visit at any one of the following online hot spots: her website; her author page on Facebook; her MySpace page; or her blog. She always loves to chat with readers.


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When she hits the writer's block of all writer's blocks, Lindsey Prince thinks her muse has abandoned her. But she opens her door one day to find a gorgeous new one standing there, "anxious" to help her finish her current project. There's only one problem…her new muse, Zahn, has been turned purple by Calliope, Chief of the Muses, for indulging in Purple Prose. Unfortunately, his fate rests on Lindsey submitting a purple prose free manuscript to her editor. No pressure there.

To make matters worse, Zahn apparently has a powerful and cranky ex-girlfriend who isn't all that thrilled by the growing attraction between Lindsey and Zahn. She'll do anything to stop Lindsey from submitting that manuscript. Anything. Based on the extremely heated "research" she and Zahn have been indulging in, Lindsey knows her sexy IR story will sizzle. She only needs to live through the process of writing it.

No easy task, that.

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Awwkkk! Ex Alert! Awwkkk!



You know your day isn't going to go well when you open the door to find a woman dressed as an ancient Greek goddess on your doorstep.

My eyes widened and I stuck my head out the door, scouring the neighborhood for witnesses. There was no doubt about it. I was going to be the talk of the community. First a gorgeous purple muse, and now this. I grabbed the young woman's arm and pulled her inside, slamming the door behind her.

She looked suitably alarmed.

For a long moment I stared at her, my hands on my hips. She was impossibly beautiful, with long, reddish blond hair, a Barbie doll figure, and full, perfectly shaped lips. Her eyes were large and blue in a porcelain-skinned face.

I hated her immediately.

“I assume you came to see Zahn?”

She gave me a small, polite bow. “I am Astis, daughter of Calliope.”

I frowned. “Calliope?”

“Chief of the Muses.” Zahn‟s deep voice startled me.

I turned and watched him stride toward us. I hadn't known he was awake.

He didn't look happy to see our visitor.

He stopped before the pretty goddess and bowed deeply. “Astis. To what do we owe this honor?”

Astis dipped the longest, thickest eyelashes I'd ever seen in a demure maneuver that didn't seem to go with the regal stance. “Zahn. I come to see how you fare.”

He stared hard at her, his feelings hidden behind the handsome mask of his face. I glanced at Astis and saw the same blank slate there. Oh, oh! I thought. This was trouble.

Right on cue Mike shot into the room as if flames were licking at this tail feathers. “Awwkkk! Beware the Ex! Hide the china! Awwkkk!”
Mike fluttered to Zahn's shoulder and twitched there, looking more nervous than I'd ever seen him.

Astis lifted her gem-like blue gaze toward the bird and her face briefly showed anger. So briefly in fact that I would have missed it had I not been staring directly at her, watching for a response. Then she smiled at Zahn. “I see you still have that moth-eaten bird.”

Zahn reached up and handed Mike a nibble of something. Mike took the offering but simply held it in his beak, apparently too nervous to eat. “Mike will always be with me. He’s very loyal.”

My gaze flashed to Zahn. His dark, purple face was still unreadable, but his tone had been fraught with meaning. My initial feeling of foreboding strengthened. Whoever this chick was, she apparently was not good news for anyone in this room.

A taut moment followed, wherein I considered chewing off most of my fingers. I finally decided action was better than maiming myself.

“Would you like to come in? Have a seat? Can I get you something?”

Like reservations on a flight out of here?

Astis dragged her emotionless gaze from Zahn and Mike and smiled at me. Suddenly I wondered what all the drama was about. She seemed harmless enough. “I'd like that, thank you.” Striding toward the door into my backyard, she motioned for Zahn to follow. “I'll take a cup of tea, please. As hot as you can make it. With lemon and just a touch of honey. And if you have cake, I'd like that too. Chocolate, if you don't mind, with cinnamon sprinkled across the top -- just a small slice. And I'd like some water too -- spring water -- with a slice of lime in it, and if you have a chilled glass that would be very nice. We'll be by the fountain.”

I watched her exit the house into the back yard and slowly turned to Zahn. “Are you kidding me?”

He shrugged. “Sorry. I'll take care of it.” He strode after her with Mike clinging tenaciously to his shoulder. Mike was so agitated that his feathers were all ruffly. He looked like he'd flown under one of those industrial sized dryer things in a car wash.

It wasn't until the door closed behind them that I realized what she'd said.

“Fountain? How the hell did she know there was a fountain?” Unfortunately I didn't get a response because there was nobody in the room but me. So I swore to myself and headed into the kitchen to try to scrounge up something resembling the massive order she'd given me.

“Spring water my ass.” I murmured angrily. It occurred to me that the water in the toilet probably started from a spring somewhere. My spirits rose considerably with the thought.


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Saturday, August 8, 2009

Excerpt from my new Fantasy series!

I just finished this book, entitled The Monad Chronicles -- Guardian, and have begun looking for the perfect home for it. It's a romantic fantasy, which I intend to turn into a series, about a warrior race of spirits called Monads. This first book introduces you to Nuria Warrior Monad as she pursues sexy Ian Lavelle, a creature of unknown origin, in an attempt to seek out and destroy a plot to take over control of Olympus. Nuria's assignment is to discover if Ian is the leader of the plot and then kill him. The discovering part is hard...the killing part proves impossible. It's not that Nuria can't kill Mr. Lavelle...it's that her body has much better things in mind to do with him!

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The shadows jigged and swayed, dancing to the tune played by a swinging lamp overhead. I squeezed my eyes hard against the distraction of the wavering light and yawned hugely. I was exhausted.

I’d searched for the leader of the human hostiles over half the Earth and even across time. I finally thought I’d run him down. But I wasn’t sure. This time would be too young for the current problem. The human too old in the time I left.

Unless, as I was beginning to suspect, he knew how to breach the layers of time.
The tavern across the way had dusty windows that rolled the light in funny ways. But inside the atmosphere was raucous and the inhabitants rowdy.

Spirits of the liquid kind apparently dominated.

I’d been standing in the shadows for hours, my feet screaming in my soft boots and my lower back threatening to take me to my knees on the hard, filthy ground. My spies told me the leader had gone into that tavern. But, unless he was a woman, walked with a severe limp, or was ninety years old, he hadn’t come out yet.

In my exhausted mind, the human had become spirit-like. Though I’d followed him for weeks, I’d not been able to cast eyes on him once. He’d always stayed just that far outside my reach. I sighed and leaned against the damp wall at my back. I was starting to think he was a figment of everyone’s imagination.

I was seriously considering entering a wrinkle and going into the tavern after him when the door opened again and a man and a woman emerged from it.

The woman was small. Tiny really. She wore a long, light colored dress that skimmed her arms just below soft, white shoulders and dipped low into her cleavage…what there was of it. The man was tall and dark, with a wide-brimmed hat pulled low over his face.

His rough looking shirt stretched tautly around his massive forearms as he reached to tuck one of the woman’s curls behind a pearly ear. Giggling sounds emerged from beneath a truly ridiculous hat, which featured tall feathers of some sort and a bunch of fruit shaped items on one side.

He leaned down and pulled the woman’s glove encased hand to his lips. “Are you sure you aren’t cold? The night is damp.”

The woman shivered theatrically and I rolled my eyes.

Then she spoke, and the voice emerging from beneath the stupid hat brought my hand to my weapon. “I trust you can keep me warm. I have a yearning to stretch my legs and clear my lungs of dust. ‘Twas a long and tiring journey this eve.”

Etta. Damn her to Hell. She’d gone in without talking to me first. I was gonna filet her wings and eat them for my evening meal.

Despite my resolve, a sound of murderous rage flew from my throat and the man’s head came up, the face unreadable in the shadow thrown by his hat. But I swore I could see his eyes shining from beneath the hat, the glint of lamplight flickering angrily there.

“Who is it? Show yourself.” He reached for something behind his back.

I sighed, and stepped from the shadows. “Ian Lavelle?” I kept the shadows around me so that he wouldn’t notice my strange clothing. I hadn’t taken the time, as apparently Etta had, to clothe myself in period dress.

He cocked his head and the hand came out from behind his back. It held a long, deadly looking knife. I relaxed. A knife wouldn’t kill me. It would hurt like hell. But it wouldn’t kill me. “Who asks?”

Etta had turned to me and was making go away faces with a non-verbal emphasis that was very entertaining. I studiously ignored her.

“I am Nuria. I need to speak with you.”

Finally Etta gave up on non-verbal communication and scoured me with her shrill tones instead. “The gentleman and I are busy, strumpet. Go away and let us be.”

I kept my gaze fixed on the “gentleman.” He stood tall and looked wary, but he held the knife comfortably against his thigh and watched me, seemingly relaxed. “What would we have to discuss? I don’t know you.” He took a step toward me, ignoring Etta’s tiny hand on his forearm, and pulled the hat from his head. “Or do I? There is something very familiar about you.”

I shrugged, trying for nonchalant as my body tightened against a wave of pure lust. He was beautiful. His face was golden brown, with a square jaw and almond shaped, dark brown eyes. His nose was long and narrow, with a slight bend in the middle that might have come from having been broken at some time. His mouth was twisted in a wry smile at the moment, but was wide, with full, sexy lips that begged to be nibbled.

He strode toward me on legs that were long and densely muscled. His massive thighs strained tight, well worn pants, which he wore tucked into high, black boots. The boots were dusty and well-worn. As if he’d traveled far.

He stopped in front of me and reached out, taking a strand of my waist-length, white gold hair between his fingers. “You don’t exactly look like you belong here.” He said the words without surprise, confirming for me that he was a transplant into the eighteen hundreds himself. His eyes slid down my body, taking in my soft, black sweater and skintight black leather pants. Where his eyes touched, my body hummed and warmed so that, by the time he’d assessed the soft leather of my boots, I felt as if it might be prudent to just pull him into the shadows with me and find out if he was as yummy beneath the rough clothing as he appeared from the outside.

Before I could push past my unrestrained lust and respond, the knife was at my throat and I was pressed tightly against him. I gasped, feeling the long, impossibly hard length of him pressed tightly against my chest, groin, and thighs.

He looked down into my face, mere inches away. His eyes were deep pools of emotion which I couldn’t quite decipher at that moment, with his yummy self all pressed against me. “Who…or should I ask…what the hell are you and why have you followed me here?”

“Damn it, Nuria. I had it under control. Why did you have to interfere…as always?”

I glanced past Mr. Lavelle and looked at Etta, now standing just behind him with her arms crossed over her flat chest, her tiny monster face folded into a scowl.
“Hello?” I said to her. “Knife…throat…danger…”

She flicked a dismissive hand toward me. “Serves you right. Stupid Mon…”

“I demand you release me immediately, Mr. Lavelle.” I interrupted Etta with a pointed look. “I assure you I wish you no harm. I just have a few questions for you.”

He looked down at me, his soft lips parting slightly as if he were considering nibbling something. Something nearby. Something that wouldn’t at all mind being nibbled… My lips opened in anticipation before I realized what I was doing. I slammed them shut and shook my head, working hard not to be drawn into his irresistible web.

He laughed softly, the sound rumbling through my chest and down to my special place.
I fought against a shiver of delight.

“Hurt me? Do you really think you could?”

I frowned. Now that just pissed me off. “I could definitely hurt you, Mr. Lavelle. In many ways.”

He searched my face for a moment and the smile finally slid away. “Yes. I believe you could. In many ways.” He released me finally and slid the knife back into the spot at the small of his back where he kept it. He turned to Etta. “So, I guess you two work together?”

I sighed and Etta scowled.

He looked from one to the other of us and nodded. “But you’re not happy about it. Okay. So, what do you want from me, Monad?”

I jerked in surprise. Etta’s pretty eyes widened in alarm.

I forced my face to blank out and looked at him. “What did you call me?”

He chuckled huskily, forcing me to squeeze my thighs together in self defense. “I recognize your electronic signature. You needn’t bother denying it.”

“Well, that answers my first question.” I murmured.

He grinned. He had pretty, white teeth.

The better to eat you with my dear.

I smiled at the unbidden thought. The tavern door opened and two men stumbled out, leaning heavily against one another and singing drunkenly. I glanced at them and then back to Ian Lavelle. “Can we go somewhere else? I feel like a fish demon out of water here.”

He grinned and shook his head. “I don’t think so. He reached up and dropped his hat on his head and stepped away from us. Before I knew what he was doing he’d turned and was walking down the street. “G’night ladies.”

Suddenly the night air sparked and wavered and he was just…gone.

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Vacation with the Fam...Good Times had by...well...Most!

A couple of weeks ago a large part of my extended family met in the Outer Banks, North Carolina for a week of blessed togetherness (sarcasm). Twenty people of all ages and sizes squashed into a beautiful house on the beach. I’d like to say it went off without a hitch. But I’d be lying. All in all, though, a good time was had by…well…most. #:0)

Being with family is always an experience, no matter what your age. When any family gets together for an extended period of time, certain things will happen. Old rivalries will resurface, competitive instincts will revive, and entrenched insecurities will rise to the surface.

It is, of course, no different in my family. But we perhaps cope with it a bit differently than other families.

In my family we don’t go at it face to face. We abhor direct, frontal attacks. They make our palms sweat. We prefer a sneakier program, rich with whispered sniping and private smoldering when somebody doesn’t quite come up to snuff. We embrace passive aggressive techniques and have grown expert at dishing out playful but revenge-tinged activities that both entertain and satisfy.

We put firecracker caps on toilet seats, play tackle kickball on the beach, and put spider “ice cubes” into people’s drinks.

Of course ye old water balloon made a soggy appearance. And a few of us found ourselves chewing an air sandwich on our way into the pool fully dressed. But these are mundane revenge tactics…almost not worth mentioning.

I prefer to talk about the fake cat poop that kept showing up everywhere. Now that’s a truly classy form of revenge!

Seriously though, we all love each other. And we have a lot of fun when we get together. But between the heartfelt hugs and the I love yous, we’re all thinking whether adding shaving cream to the water balloons or short-sheeting the twelve-year-old’s bed would give us more pleasure.

What can I say…we’re a playful bunch.

The tackle kickball? It didn’t start out that way. But we’re very competitive and, well, it was too boring doing it the normal way. So I threw the first tackle. I admit it. And it was a sight to behold. My older sister, a beautiful and kind woman who’d do anything in the world for any of us, was rounding second on her way to third after an impressive kick to the outfield (which my team-mates were stumbling and bumbling to retrieve). A consistent and infuriating size 4, my lovely sister didn’t have a chance when I set my sights on her. I lift 50 lb bags of grain in my barn on a daily basis, so the added 60 pounds of her diminutive frame were almost nothing to me. I picked her up and slammed her (gently of course) to the warm sand, giggling in delight) I’m sure I don’t have to tell you that my delight had nothing at all to do with the fact that the woman couldn’t gain a pound of fat if her life depended on it. While I, alas, have many scars from a lifelong battle with the pudge monster. No, it was all in good fun (lie). And it gave the family many hours of hilarity discussing how her head bounced off the sand as I landed on her.

And we were off.

Bodies flew everywhere. Hilarity abounded (word?) Other people on the beach stopped what they were doing and pulled up chairs to enjoy the show. A gorgeous storm slid in over the water and sent high winds into the game, blowing us around like one of the team.

At one point, my niece (a very confident woman) and I advanced growling on my daughter’s six foot five inch boyfriend as he rounded third. He screamed like a girl. Unfortunately, he also danced like a butterfly and got around us, making it home for a point.

Dang it.

I’ll get him next time.

Yes, we are competitive. But I’m proud to say we drew the line at tackling my 77 year old mother (yes, she was playing too!) or my 8 year old niece to the ground. And great fun was had by all. Well, except for my brother, who’d been tackled by a girl and wasn’t too happy about it. Yay for me!

I love my family. They’ve given me a wonderful place in this world. They’ve provided me with love. They’ve offered undying, unconditional support, and they’re always there when I need them. They ground me and give me a sense that I belong in this world. I wouldn’t trade them for anything and I cherish every last one of them (damn lie).

But that doesn’t mean I won’t tackle their butts next time we play kickball!
What can I say, as that great philosopher Popeye once said, “I yam what I yam.”

And mostly I’m okay with that.